punkhazard: i can’t look at this card and take it seriously anymore he’s the lord of D lord of all D’s all the D’s belong to him
Me: I'd like a Coke.
Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. She's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.
dampsandwich: i always wait at least 10 minutes to text someone back so i come off as really cool and awesome
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